Pikachu’s vagina is key…

pikachu’s vagina is the key

It’s the key to all children’s happiness apparently. And I always thought pikachu was of the male variety. Well, there were other ‘chu’s out there.

And where is the pika-g-spot exactly anyways?

October 24, 2007 at 4:20 pm

Exclusive First Look At This Week’s Shocking New Issue Of People

poeple magazine’s new issue

By now we all know that JK Rowling shocked the wizarding world last weekend by outing beloved grandfatherly wizard Albus Dumbledore as being gay. BWE.tv has leared exclusively, through our shadowy network of wizard tabloid operatives, that Rowling made the announcement only to pre-empt the shocking expose in this week’s People Magazine based on magical gossipmongering blogger Rita Skeeter’s sordid allegations about the wizard’s sexuality. Here’s an exclusive preview of the magazine.

I knew it all along. Of course I did. What was his infatuation with little boys and all that shit? He took to harry kinda quick wouldn’t you say?

October 24, 2007 at 11:47 am

Spread Firefox One Giant Sticker at a Time

firefoxAre you ready to infiltrate society and spread Firefox one sticker at a time? Operation Firefox is currently recruiting agents to place huge 3.5’ Firefox stickers where the world will see them. In addition to worldwide notoriety, you might wind up with a new MacBook Pro or a Nintendo Wii.

Operation Firefox began last summer as a project initiated by the Mozilla Marketing interns. We had seen what the Mozilla community produced before, including the New York Times ad, the Firefox crop circle, and the Firefox Flicks contest, and decided to step up to the challenge and create another opportunity for Mozilla fans to show off their creativity

I’d kinda like to do this. Anyone out there in Sullivan County land want to attempt this with me? We’d need to find a good place to stick it. Let a digga know.

October 24, 2007 at 8:47 am

I can has cheezburger?

funny cat pictures & lolcats - Noooo they be stealin� mah brain!!!!

Stumbled upon this site while spelunking around for other shit & I cannot stop laughing my ass off. Went through around 20 pages and had to stop just so I could stop laughing.

October 24, 2007 at 8:34 am

Tokyo Motor Show: BMW 1-Series tii

new bmw 1-Series tii

Well, we’re just off the train and we’ve just found out BMW’s big surprise here at the Tokyo Auto Show is a sport concept version of the recently introduced 1-Series Coupe that’s designed to evokes memories of the original E30 M3 — despite being named after the classic BMW 2002 tii. The pictures that we’ve seen leaked appear to reveal a low stance 1-Series Coupe with black decals, an aggressive bodykit and several interior mods. We’ll know more shortly at the BMW reveal. Remember to stay live up all night with us at our Tokyo Auto Show tag as we continue to live-blog the show.

More titties. Oh what to do with them all…

October 24, 2007 at 8:28 am

Tokyo Motor Show: Nissan GT-R Revealed

nissan skyline gt-r

Nissan boss Carlos Ghosn personally introduced the star of the Tokyo auto show, the long-awaited Porsche 911 Turbo challenger, the GT-R. Never have we seen such a crush of photographers angling to snag the first public offering of the new, maskless Nissan. It was like a public execution of Suri Cruise, not that we’d condone such a thing.

All I can say is this: Titties.

October 24, 2007 at 8:27 am

The Bartender Hustle

Makes you wonder what the hell is going on in bars around this area. Not like we have more than two in this po’dunk down anyways…

October 23, 2007 at 8:50 am

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