Pikachu’s vagina is key…
It’s the key to all children’s happiness apparently. And I always thought pikachu was of the male variety. Well, there were other ‘chu’s out there.
And where is the pika-g-spot exactly anyways?
Exclusive First Look At This Week’s Shocking New Issue Of People
By now we all know that JK Rowling shocked the wizarding world last weekend by outing beloved grandfatherly wizard Albus Dumbledore as being gay. BWE.tv has leared exclusively, through our shadowy network of wizard tabloid operatives, that Rowling made the announcement only to pre-empt the shocking expose in this week’s People Magazine based on magical gossipmongering blogger Rita Skeeter’s sordid allegations about the wizard’s sexuality. Here’s an exclusive preview of the magazine.
I knew it all along. Of course I did. What was his infatuation with little boys and all that shit? He took to harry kinda quick wouldn’t you say?
Spread Firefox One Giant Sticker at a Time
Are you ready to infiltrate society and spread Firefox one sticker at a time? Operation Firefox is currently recruiting agents to place huge 3.5’ Firefox stickers where the world will see them. In addition to worldwide notoriety, you might wind up with a new MacBook Pro or a Nintendo Wii.
Operation Firefox began last summer as a project initiated by the Mozilla Marketing interns. We had seen what the Mozilla community produced before, including the New York Times ad, the Firefox crop circle, and the Firefox Flicks contest, and decided to step up to the challenge and create another opportunity for Mozilla fans to show off their creativity…
I’d kinda like to do this. Anyone out there in Sullivan County land want to attempt this with me? We’d need to find a good place to stick it. Let a digga know.
I can has cheezburger?
Stumbled upon this site while spelunking around for other shit & I cannot stop laughing my ass off. Went through around 20 pages and had to stop just so I could stop laughing.
Tokyo Motor Show: BMW 1-Series tii
Well, we’re just off the train and we’ve just found out BMW’s big surprise here at the Tokyo Auto Show is a sport concept version of the recently introduced 1-Series Coupe that’s designed to evokes memories of the original E30 M3 — despite being named after the classic BMW 2002 tii. The pictures that we’ve seen leaked appear to reveal a low stance 1-Series Coupe with black decals, an aggressive bodykit and several interior mods. We’ll know more shortly at the BMW reveal. Remember to stay live up all night with us at our Tokyo Auto Show tag as we continue to live-blog the show.
More titties. Oh what to do with them all…
Tokyo Motor Show: Nissan GT-R Revealed
Nissan boss Carlos Ghosn personally introduced the star of the Tokyo auto show, the long-awaited Porsche 911 Turbo challenger, the GT-R. Never have we seen such a crush of photographers angling to snag the first public offering of the new, maskless Nissan. It was like a public execution of Suri Cruise, not that we’d condone such a thing.
All I can say is this: Titties.
The Bartender Hustle
Makes you wonder what the hell is going on in bars around this area. Not like we have more than two in this po’dunk down anyways…
Private Photoshoot of Katamari Fantasy Night
A recent photoshoot of some hot katamari on katamari action. What I am wondering is this: Did they play the stupid fucking music the whole time they were doing this?
[Yes I love Katamari, btw]
Rambo Poster Revealed
John Rambo. Rambo: To Hell and Back. Rambo IV: Holy War. Who gives a shit? Just give it a damn name, make a poster, drop a full length trailer in glorious quicktime and release the film. No one really cares what the film is going to be called, just that it involves gratuitous blood and violence. For that matter you could call it Rambo IV: Fluffy Bunnies Attack and we would still go see it.
Thankfully, the folks at Lionsgate and the indecisive Sly Stallone have finally tagged the fourth installment of the Rambo franchise — as simply just Rambo. They have also released a poster via IGN. You can see both the title and the poster. Hopefully they haven’t printed too many of these…
Hopefully it will be as good as the first two Rambo movies and will not suck as bad as the same shortly titled Rocky Balboa, which wasn’t all that bad]. Who is John Rambo going to fight this time around? Maybe it will be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad somewhere in Iran, or Osama Bin Laden in the mountains in the middle east somewheres. Who the hell cares. Let’s hope Col. Samuel Trautman is in the movie as well, cause he was one bad mother fucker.
Pumpkin Carving 2007
Got some pumpkins today [four to be exact]. We got around to carving two of them. Above is one of them [duh]. Click the image to view the other one I have over @ FlickR. I’ll post the others as they get done.
The World’s (Un)Luckiest Man
THE SELAK ZONE
On a cold January day in 1962, a Croatian music teacher named Frane Selak was traveling from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik by train. Well, that’s where he thought he was going. Little did he know what he was actually about to embark upon a strange 40-year odyssey marked by freak accidents and near-death experiences.
The train carrying Selak in 1962 inexplicably jumped the tracks and plunged into an icy river, killing 17 passengers. Selak managed to swim back to shore, suffering hypothermia, shock, bruises, and a broken arm, but very happy to be alive…
So much for looking like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable. Maybe he can buy some botox, tummy tucks & a face lift w/his millions.
Das Boot
Oooooh. My new ‘foot to ass enhancers’ arrived in the mail yesterday. Gots me a sweet deal on eBay. I would have paid upwards of $30 more anywhere’s else. Booya boots, booya.
Nine Inch Nails – Record Label = Stick it to the Man
Via the NiN.com website:
“Hello everyone. I’ve waited a LONG time to be able to make the following announcement: as of right now Nine Inch Nails is atotally free agent, free of any recording contract with any label. I have been under recording contracts for 18 years and have watched the business radically mutate from one thing to something inherently very different and it gives me great pleasure to be able to finally have a direct relationship with the audience as I see fit and appropriate. Look for some announcements in the near future regarding 2008. Exciting times, indeed.”
It’s about fucking time. Record labels are such shit anymore. Aside form Killswitch Engage, Nine Inch Nails albums are the only ones I will truly spend my not so hard earned cash on.
Apple officially cuts DRM-free track prices to $.99 – Engadget
In a move which can only be described as unsurprising, Apple has officially announced plans to lower the price of its iTunes Plus offerings (AKA iTunes sans-DRM) to $.99, instead of the higher-priced premium of $1.29. Old Jobsy claims that the decision was made due to the popularity of the unlocked, higher quality tracks with customers, saying, “It’s been very popular with our customers, and we’re making it even more affordable…”
And yet, The Pirate Bay is still only $0.00 per song. Guess they got Apple by the balls, eh…
